Captain Ventris Presents

cracked: Special Delivery, To: Internet, From: Snopes Welp.

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:47:38 -0600

cracked:

Special Delivery, To: Internet, From: Snopes

Welp.

cracked: Special Delivery, To: Internet, From: Snopes Welp.

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 11:04:49 -0600

cracked:

Special Delivery, To: Internet, From: Snopes

Welp.

aaaaaaaah I wasn’t sure if that game was a figment of my...

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 11:37:18 -0600

aaaaaaaah I wasn’t sure if that game was a figment of my imagination or not! Weird, pieced-together bits of nostalgia incomiiiing!!!

Christmastime

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 00:16:37 -0600

The Human race has and always will survive by sheer dint of strength. Not the strength of firearms...

Unthankfulness Day 15 (The End): The Non-parade parts of the Macy's Day Parade

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 19:07:03 -0600

Each year I am subjected to equally insipid and apathetic pre-recorded musical numbers from...

Unthankfulness Day 14: Off-topic Facebook Rubes

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 21:11:16 -0600

Every once in a while, you will post something on Facebook. Murphy’s Law says that this one...

Unthankfulness Day 13: People Who Refuse Labels

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 16:27:12 -0600

I have bad news for some of you: You can be very easily labelled. That’s right, you with your...

Unthankfulness Days 9-12: Stuff at the US Grand Prix

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 13:29:57 -0600

As I learned sitting outside for the past three days, it turns out that that it’s very hard to...

Unthankfulness Day 8: Unnamed Foods

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 17:03:54 -0600

Sometimes, like right now, Mom will cook dinner without a name. She said we’re eating beans...

Unthankfulness Day 7: Sleeping In

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 16:21:06 -0600

A lot of people like sleeping in. Now that I think about it, I don’t understand that. I slept...

Unthankfulness Day 6: Zippers

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 16:05:27 -0600

Sometimes, zippers just don’t work. This most often occurs on jackets, but it is simple fact...

Unthankfulness Day 5: Batteries are Time Bombs

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 15:22:19 -0600

Have you ever left batteries inside something? Yes. You have. Sometimes, those batteries decide to...

Unthankfulness Day 4: People Who Bend Page Corners

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 21:40:46 -0600

Some people are awful, and think it’s perfectly valid to bend the corner of a book’s...

Veteran's Day 2012

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 08:30:00 -0600

Extraordinary, he thought. As he came up, a pair of red flares puffed open, a soft fuzzy glow, and...

Unthankfulness Day 3: The Best Coat Belongs to the Nazis

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 14:58:00 -0600

In Science Fiction, all bad guys tend to be snazzy dressers. Vader was rockin’ a cape, for...

Unthankfulness Day 2: Human Fragility

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:43:09 -0600

Quick, flick your head side to side as fast as you can. Now jump to your feet and sprint a mile as...

Unthankfulness Day 1: Outdoor Furniture

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 15:57:09 -0600

I don’t even like being outside all that much to begin with, but seriously the chairs outside...

The 15 Days of Unthankfulness: Prologue

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 08:58:06 -0600

Heeeey I can link Tumblr to both my Twitter and my Facebook! Great. Every year, a whole bunch of...

cracked: pajautusrikollinen: Electrons dont have...

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 06:49:50 -0500

cracked:

pajautusrikollinen:

Electrons dont have weight

Electrons weigh 9.109 382 15(45) × 10^-31 kilograms (Kg), contractions contain apostrophes, and sentences end in periods. Thanks for playing.

Poetry.

Rampant Negativity

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 23:51:08 -0500

There is a certain brand of person on any social media site who spends more time posting negative...