THE ANCIENTS WORSHIPED IT AS A GOD
and then the brass section goes all “BBBUUUUUUUURRRRRMMMmmm”
Anyway, my family and Elba (she’s adopted (she’s not really adopted or related)) took a gander at the giant space dragons that eat the sun every few years.
Using two papers with holes in them spaced out and aligned, we were able to project a small image of the eclipse that could be viewed without inviting blindness.
On a side-note, my dad’s hands should be the subject of a Springsteen song.
Our angle to the eclipse made the projection ineffective, so we went for the next best thing: STARING FROM BETWEEN OUR FINGERS
WHAT DO YOUR ELF-EYES SEE!?!?!?
Then we went inside and watched the season finale of Sherlock. Seriously, didn’t it blow your mind like THREE TIMES? Next season is gonna’ be sexy.