Why hello thar. This is the blog of Dylan Wayne Sanchez, a.k.a. Captain Ventris. Without further ado, here are some answers to questions that haven’t been asked yet and therefore do not need to be answered in the future due to my supernatural powers of foresight:

Q: Who da fudge are you?

A: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next…

The first person to point out that this is a Greek Helmet gets e-punched. I know. This an actual picture of me, so shaddup

…also, I’m a relatively normal 20-year old (soon to be 21 (ladies)) guy. I like long walks on the beach, tea-time, and watching junk blow up (preferably during tea-time). Born in Sacramento, California, I live in San Antonio, Texas, in the savage post-apocalyptic suburb of Live Oak, where the weak are eaten by wild dogs, and the strong go play Frisbee Golf and buy Ice Cream from the tatooed Middle-Eastern man in the giant ice-cream truck.

Don't go near the Water Tower. That marks Cannibal territory.

I spend most of my time on my computer, shooting looks at the middle-schoolers when they walk near the mailbox. I’m shy offline, and enjoy only the finest nerd-fare. I am attending the University of Texas At San Antonio with a major in Classical Studies (ancient history and philosophy, with courses in excited arm-flailing), with the ultimate intention of getting a job in a London Museum (I will totally clean the floors there if I have to (no I won’t)).

Q: What da fudge are you doing here?

A: Posting things. Rants, about video games, philosophy (when it strikes me… METAPHORICALLY, amirite?), movies, music, etc., and only the most interesting things that happen to me (taking a shower, mostly), and of course foisting my opinion on you with no regard for sanity or reason. I know what is right for you.

There are also a few pages linked to on the sidebar there that will contain information and downloads for various other things that I thought deserved their own pages, so check those out.

Q: o I bet u think u reel fancy huh

A: Yup.

Q: How da fudge do I contact you?

A: Through the comments or question box here, or if you insist, you can send me an email at d w sanchez at gmail dot com (address split up to trick spam bots and delay the Robopocalypse).

If you ever have questions, or just want to troll, go ahead and hit the corresponding button on the side bar, and I’ll get back to you. I know that since this is the internet, that I basically just invited you to send me the stupidest things you can think of, but actual questions about me, the things I post, etc. are also welcome. So welcome, and stay off my lawn!

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